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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Prince William, Duke of Cambridge
Senior grandson of queen elizabeth ii, elder son of charles, prince of wales, and diana, princess of wales.
Born June 21st, 1982 in St. Mary's Hospital.
Going-2-Die™ May 25th, 2025 at 42 years old
Geert Wilders
Dutch politician.
Born September 6th, 1963 in Venlo.
Going-2-Die™ May 24th, 2025 at 61 years old
Maria Riva
American actress.
Born December 13th, 1924 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ May 25th, 2025 at 100 years old
Christoph von Dohnányi
German conductor.
Born September 8th, 1929 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ May 25th, 2025 at 95 years old
Peter-Lukas Graf
Swiss musician.
Born January 5th, 1929 in Zürich.
Going-2-Die™ May 24th, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1748101846
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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