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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Drake
Canadian rapper, singer and actor (born 1986).
Born October 24th, 1986 in Toronto. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 39 years old
John Astin
American actor.
Born March 30th, 1930 in Baltimore.
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 95 years old
René Depestre
Haitian poet and former communist activist.
Born August 29th, 1926 in Jacmel.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 99 years old
Maurice Macaire
French footballer.
Born November 22nd, 1881 in 6th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 144 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772004746
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live. Victor Hugo