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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Awkwafina
American actress, comedian, and rapper.
Born June 2nd, 1988 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 37 years old
Andoni Iraola
Spanish association football player.
Born June 22nd, 1982 in Aginaga.
Going-2-Die™ December 14th, 2025 at 43 years old
M. Leelavathy
Indian writer and academic.
Born September 16th, 1927 in Kottappadi.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 98 years old
Theodor Otto Diener
American phytopathologist.
Born February 28th, 1921 in Zürich.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 104 years old
Fritz Wagner
Swiss footballer.
Born December 21st, 1913 in Switzerland. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765462853
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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