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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Robert Downey Jr.
American actor (born 1965).
Born April 4th, 1965 in Manhattan, Greenwich Village.
Going-2-Die™ May 26th, 2026 at 61 years old
Marco Materazzi
Italian association football player and manager.
Born August 19th, 1973 in Lecce.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 52 years old
John Cullum
American actor, director and singer (born 1930).
Born March 2nd, 1930 in Knoxville.
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 96 years old
Bibi Johns
Swedish singer and actress.
Born January 21st, 1929 in Arboga.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 97 years old
Ariel Nogueira
Brazilian footballer and manager.
Born February 22nd, 1910 in Petrópolis.
Going-2-Die™ May 28th, 2026 at 116 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779783392
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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