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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Martin Scorsese
American film director, screenwriter and producer.
Born November 17th, 1942 in Queens. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 5th, 2024 at 81 years old
Roy Medvedev
Russian historian and writer.
Born November 14th, 1925 in Tbilisi.
Going-2-Die™ May 4th, 2024 at 98 years old
Szabolcs Schön
Hungarian footballer.
Born September 27th, 2000 in Budapest.
Going-2-Die™ May 4th, 2024 at 23 years old
Adolf Müller
Olympic wrestler.
Born April 11th, 1914 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ May 5th, 2024 at 110 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1714786455
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away. Terry Pratchett