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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
David Attenborough
British broadcaster and naturalist.
Born May 8th, 1926 in Isleworth.
Going-2-Die™ December 21st, 2024 at 98 years old
Dick Button
American figure skater, sports personality, actor, lawyer.
Born July 18th, 1929 in Englewood.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 95 years old
Priscilla Pointer
American actress.
Born May 18th, 1924 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 100 years old
Ram Vanji Sutar
Indian artist.
Born February 19th, 1925 in Dhule.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 99 years old
Juan Manuel Gárate Cepa
Road bicycle racer.
Born April 24th, 1976 in Irun.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 48 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734783049
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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