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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Leonardo DiCaprio
American actor and film producer.
Born November 11th, 1974 in Los Angeles. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2025 at 50 years old
Noam Chomsky
American linguist and activist (born 1928).
Born December 7th, 1928 in East Oak Lane. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2025 at 96 years old
Lal Krishna Advani
Indian politician.
Born November 8th, 1927 in Karachi.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2025 at 97 years old
Armand Duplantis
Swedish-american pole vaulter.
Born November 10th, 1999 in Lafayette. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2025 at 25 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1740152889
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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