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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Lena Headey
British actress (born 1973).
Born October 3rd, 1973 in Hamilton. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 25th, 2025 at 51 years old
Larry Nance
American basketball player.
Born February 12th, 1959 in Anderson.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2025 at 65 years old
Estanislao Esteban Karlic
Catholic archbishop.
Born February 7th, 1926 in Oliva.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2025 at 98 years old
Bernard Baudoux
Fencer.
Born May 31st, 1928 in Soissons.
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2025 at 96 years old
Jennifer Johnston
Irish writer.
Born January 12th, 1930 in Dublin.
Going-2-Die™ January 22nd, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1737467989
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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