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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jim Carrey
Canadian-american actor and comedian (born 1962).
Born January 17th, 1962 in Newmarket. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 2nd, 2026 at 64 years old
Whang-od
Filipino tattoo artist.
Born February 17th, 1917 in Tinglayan. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 3rd, 2026 at 109 years old
Saleh Soliman
Egyptian weightlifter.
Born June 24th, 1916 in Tanta.
Going-2-Die™ May 6th, 2026 at 109 years old
Maurice Macaire
French footballer.
Born November 22nd, 1881 in 6th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ May 3rd, 2026 at 144 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1777697926
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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