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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Suge Knight
American record producer and music executive.
Born April 19th, 1965 in Compton.
Going-2-Die™ January 27th, 2026 at 60 years old
Stephen M. Schwebel
American judge.
Born March 10th, 1929 in New York City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 28th, 2026 at 96 years old
Marina Bassols
Spanish tennis player.
Born December 13th, 1999 in Blanes.
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2026 at 26 years old
Igal Talmi
Israeli nuclear physicist.
Born January 31st, 1925 in Kyiv.
Going-2-Die™ January 25th, 2026 at 100 years old
Fritz Wagner
Swiss footballer.
Born December 21st, 1913 in Switzerland. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 27th, 2026 at 112 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769307324
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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