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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Daniel Craig
English actor.
Born March 2nd, 1968 in Chester.
Going-2-Die™ March 14th, 2026 at 58 years old
Gerhard Weinberg
American military historian.
Born January 1st, 1928 in Hanover. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ March 17th, 2026 at 98 years old
Olena Starikova
Ukrainian cyclist (1996-).
Born April 22nd, 1996 in Kharkiv.
Going-2-Die™ March 14th, 2026 at 29 years old
Arturo Kenny
Polo player.
Born December 12th, 1889 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ March 15th, 2026 at 136 years old
Yelizaveta Yermolayeva
Soviet middle-distance runner.
Born April 2nd, 1930 in Vorsma.
Going-2-Die™ March 16th, 2026 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1773397824
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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