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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tom Brady
American football player (born 1977).
Born August 3rd, 1977 in San Mateo.
Going-2-Die™ November 22nd, 2024 at 47 years old
June Lockhart
American actress from the united states.
Born June 25th, 1925 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2024 at 99 years old
Víctor Brown
Bolivian footballer.
Born March 7th, 1927 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ November 21st, 2024 at 97 years old
Robert Studer
Swiss handball player.
Born February 17th, 1912 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ November 24th, 2024 at 112 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1732166540
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity. Laughing Bull