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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jeremy Renner
American actor, producer, and musician.
Born January 7th, 1971 in Modesto.
Going-2-Die™ March 13th, 2026 at 55 years old
Vera Miles
American actress.
Born August 23rd, 1929 in Boise City.
Going-2-Die™ March 12th, 2026 at 96 years old
Christian Meier
German historian of ancient history and professor.
Born February 16th, 1929 in Słupsk.
Going-2-Die™ March 13th, 2026 at 97 years old
Valeri Shmarov
Russian footballer.
Born February 23rd, 1965 in Voronezh.
Going-2-Die™ March 12th, 2026 at 61 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1773128356
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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