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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ted Cruz
American politician (born 1970).
Born December 22nd, 1970 in Foothills Medical Centre. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 6th, 2025 at 54 years old
Alan Greenspan
13th chairman of the federal reserve in the united states.
Born March 6th, 1926 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ November 6th, 2025 at 99 years old
Fayez al-Sarraj
Libyan politician and architect.
Born February 20th, 1960 in Tripoli.
Going-2-Die™ November 10th, 2025 at 65 years old
Luce Irigaray
Belgian-born french feminist, philosopher, linguist, psycholinguist, psychoanalyst and cultural theorist.
Going-2-Die™ November 10th, 2025 at 95 years old
Takashi Kasahara
Japanese association football player (born 1918).
Born March 26th, 1918 in Japan.
Going-2-Die™ November 7th, 2025 at 107 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1762431584
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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