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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Will Ferrell
American actor, comedian, and producer.
Born July 16th, 1967 in Irvine.
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 58 years old
Nguyễn Thị Bình
Vietnamese politician.
Born May 26th, 1927 in Province of Sadec.
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 98 years old
Enrique V. Iglesias
President of the inter-american development bank.
Born March 29th, 1930 in Arancedo.
Going-2-Die™ March 2nd, 2026 at 95 years old
Dušan Švento
Slovak footballer.
Born August 1st, 1985 in Ružomberok.
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 40 years old
Felipe Olivares
Mexican footballer.
Born February 5th, 1910 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 116 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772092463
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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