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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jenny McCarthy
American actress, model, activist, television personality and author (1972-).
Born November 1st, 1972 in Evergreen Park.
Going-2-Die™ April 5th, 2025 at 52 years old
Mahesh Babu
Indian actor.
Born August 9th, 1975 in Chennai.
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2025 at 49 years old
Teofisto Guingona Jr.
Filipino politician.
Born July 4th, 1928 in San Juan.
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2025 at 96 years old
Mira Banjac
Serbian actress.
Born September 4th, 1929 in Erdevik.
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2025 at 95 years old
Mao Yushi
Chinese economist.
Born January 14th, 1929 in Nanjing.
Going-2-Die™ April 2nd, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1743603179
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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