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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kourtney Kardashian
American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
Born April 18th, 1979 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2025 at 46 years old
Melissa McCarthy
American actress and comedian.
Born August 26th, 1970 in Plainfield.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2025 at 54 years old
Hélène Langevin-Joliot
French physicist.
Born September 19th, 1927 in 6th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2025 at 97 years old
Priscilla Pointer
American actress.
Born May 18th, 1924 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2025 at 100 years old
Émile Spannoghe
Belgian footballer.
Born October 30th, 1879 in Grimbergen.
Going-2-Die™ April 23rd, 2025 at 145 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1745153011
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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