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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Amanda Seyfried
American actress (born 1985).
Born December 3rd, 1985 in Allentown.
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2025 at 39 years old
Roy Medvedev
Russian historian and writer.
Born November 14th, 1925 in Tbilisi.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2025 at 99 years old
Marco Berger
Film director.
Born December 8th, 1977 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2025 at 47 years old
Rudolf Plyukfelder
Soviet weightlifter.
Born September 6th, 1928 in Novoorlivka.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2025 at 96 years old
Serge Baudo
French conductor.
Born July 16th, 1927 in Marseille.
Going-2-Die™ April 23rd, 2025 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1745110186
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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