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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Woody Allen
American film director, writer, actor, and comedian.
Born December 1st, 1935 in The Bronx. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2025 at 89 years old
Valdas Adamkus
6th president of lithuania.
Born November 3rd, 1926 in Kaunas.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2025 at 98 years old
José Manuel Martín
Spanish film and tv actor.
Born May 24th, 1924 in Casavieja.
Going-2-Die™ April 23rd, 2025 at 100 years old
Ahmet Yildirim
Turkish footballer.
Born April 25th, 1974 in Amasya.
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2025 at 50 years old
Elioro Paredes
Paraguayan footballer.
Born February 19th, 1921 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2025 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1745095536
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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