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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Paige
British professional wrestler and actress.
Born August 17th, 1992 in Norwich.
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2025 at 32 years old
Lorenzo Buffon
Italian footballer.
Born December 19th, 1929 in Majano.
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2025 at 95 years old
Mouhamadou Diallo
Senegalese association football player.
Born June 15th, 1995 in Thiès. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 24th, 2025 at 29 years old
Birte Christoffersen
Olympic diver.
Born March 28th, 1924 in Copenhagen.
Going-2-Die™ April 25th, 2025 at 101 years old
Robert Studer
Swiss handball player.
Born February 17th, 1912 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ April 27th, 2025 at 113 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1745476193
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
You needn’t die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from the beginning to the end. Stephen King