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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
George Soros
Hungarian-american business magnate, investor and philanthropist.
Born August 12th, 1930 in Budapest.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2025 at 94 years old
Chloe Logarzo
Australian soccer player.
Born December 22nd, 1994 in Prairiewood.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2025 at 30 years old
Jeremy Bernstein
American physicist.
Born December 31st, 1929 in Rochester.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2025 at 95 years old
Elizabeth F. Neufeld
American geneticist.
Born September 27th, 1928 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ April 21st, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1744944667
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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