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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Lady Gaga
American singer, songwriter, and actress (born 1986).
Born March 20th, 1986 in Lenox Hill Hospital. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 21st, 2025 at 39 years old
Sergei Tkachyov
Russian footballer.
Born May 19th, 1989 in Boguchar.
Going-2-Die™ April 22nd, 2025 at 35 years old
Tom Amrhein
American soccer player.
Born January 1st, 1911 in Baltimore.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2025 at 114 years old
Auguste Daumain
French racing cyclist.
Born July 31st, 1877 in Selles-sur-Cher. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 19th, 2025 at 147 years old
Gaston Giran
French rower.
Born February 12th, 1892 in 11th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ April 19th, 2025 at 133 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1745043457
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no risk of accident for someone who’s dead. Albert Einstein