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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Lisa Bonet
American actress.
Born November 16th, 1967 in San Francisco.
Going-2-Die™ April 11th, 2025 at 57 years old
Elizabeth F. Neufeld
American geneticist.
Born September 27th, 1928 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ April 13th, 2025 at 96 years old
Miguel Rimba
Bolivian footballer.
Born November 1st, 1967 in Riberalta.
Going-2-Die™ April 13th, 2025 at 57 years old
Timothée Jordan
French cricketer (1865-?).
Born February 27th, 1865 in Chantilly.
Going-2-Die™ April 12th, 2025 at 160 years old
René Ledent
Belgian footballer.
Born November 8th, 1907 in Belgium.
Going-2-Die™ April 13th, 2025 at 117 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1744245642
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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