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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bill Murray
American actor and comedian.
Born September 21st, 1950 in Wilmette.
Going-2-Die™ April 4th, 2025 at 74 years old
Roberto Gayón
Costa rican footballer.
Born January 1st, 1905 in Costa Rica.
Going-2-Die™ April 7th, 2025 at 120 years old
David Grylls
American racing cyclist.
Born September 29th, 1957 in Detroit.
Going-2-Die™ April 7th, 2025 at 67 years old
René Ledent
Belgian footballer.
Born November 8th, 1907 in Belgium.
Going-2-Die™ April 7th, 2025 at 117 years old
Daphne Hasenjager
Athletics competitor.
Born July 2nd, 1929 in Pretoria.
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1743750932
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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