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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Robert Downey Jr.
American actor (born 1965).
Born April 4th, 1965 in Manhattan.
Going-2-Die™ April 3rd, 2025 at 59 years old
Maarten Vandevoordt
Football player.
Born February 26th, 2002 in Sint-Truiden.
Going-2-Die™ April 7th, 2025 at 23 years old
Efraín Amézcua
Mexican footballer.
Born August 3rd, 1907 in León de Los Aldama.
Going-2-Die™ April 6th, 2025 at 117 years old
Vanja Blomberg
Swedish artistic gymnast.
Born January 28th, 1929 in Gothenburg.
Going-2-Die™ April 4th, 2025 at 96 years old
Poul Svendsen
Danish rower.
Born April 21st, 1927 in Copenhagen.
Going-2-Die™ April 7th, 2025 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1743682262
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death commences too early – almost before you’re half-acquainted with life – you meet the other. Tennessee Williams