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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jennifer Lawrence
American actress.
Born August 15th, 1990 in Indian Hills. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2025 at 34 years old
Joan Birman
Us-american mathematician.
Born May 30th, 1927 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2025 at 97 years old
Sidney van den Bergh
Canadian astronomer.
Born May 20th, 1929 in Wassenaar.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2025 at 95 years old
Ernesto Belis
Argentine footballer.
Born February 1st, 1909 in Argentina.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2025 at 116 years old
Gabriel Jaime Gómez Jaramillo
Colombian footballer.
Born December 8th, 1959 in Medellín.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2025 at 65 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1740329945
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Those men who, in war, seek to preserve their lives at any rate commonly die with shame and ignominy, while those who look upon death as common to all, and unavoidable, and are only solicitous to die with honour, oftener arrive at old age and, while they live, live happier. Xenophon