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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kit Harington
English actor.
Born December 26th, 1986 in Acton.
Going-2-Die™ November 15th, 2025 at 38 years old
Cynthia Ozick
American writer.
Born April 17th, 1928 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ November 16th, 2025 at 97 years old
Jamie Arnold
American-israeli basketball player.
Born March 10th, 1975 in Detroit.
Going-2-Die™ November 16th, 2025 at 50 years old
Peter-Lukas Graf
Swiss musician.
Born January 5th, 1929 in Zürich.
Going-2-Die™ November 15th, 2025 at 96 years old
Jaan Einasto
Estonian astrophysicist.
Born February 23rd, 1929 in Tartu.
Going-2-Die™ November 18th, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1763208968
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is nothing else but going home to God, the bond of love will be unbroken for all eternity. Mother Teresa