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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Austrian-american actor, bodybuilder, and politician (born 1947).
Born July 30th, 1947 in Thal. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 9th, 2025 at 78 years old
Frank Sedgman
Australian tennis player.
Born October 29th, 1927 in Mont Albert.
Going-2-Die™ December 6th, 2025 at 98 years old
Peggy Webber
American actress.
Born September 15th, 1925 in Laredo.
Going-2-Die™ December 9th, 2025 at 100 years old
Peter Hanson
Professional golfer.
Born October 4th, 1977 in Svedala.
Going-2-Die™ December 6th, 2025 at 48 years old
Ingeborg Schmitz
Swimmer.
Born April 22nd, 1922 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ December 5th, 2025 at 103 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764946283
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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