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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mark Wahlberg
American actor.
Born June 5th, 1971 in Boston.
Going-2-Die™ December 9th, 2025 at 54 years old
Emmanuel Wamala
Catholic cardinal.
Born December 15th, 1926 in Uganda.
Going-2-Die™ December 8th, 2025 at 98 years old
Mary Tsingou
American physicist and mathematician.
Born October 14th, 1928 in Milwaukee.
Going-2-Die™ December 12th, 2025 at 97 years old
Mizuki Ichimaru
Japanese association football player.
Born May 8th, 1997 in Ibaraki.
Going-2-Die™ December 12th, 2025 at 28 years old
Alfred Klingler
Handball player.
Born October 25th, 1912 in Leipzig.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 113 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765221912
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be because death is very likely the single best invention of life. It is life’s change agent, it clears out the old to make way for the new. Steve Jobs