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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Thomas Noguchi
American coroner.
Born January 4th, 1927 in Japan.
Going-2-Die™ March 5th, 2026 at 99 years old
Susumu Hani
Japanese film director, screenwriter.
Born October 10th, 1928 in Tokyo.
Going-2-Die™ March 2nd, 2026 at 97 years old
Mario Tokić
Croatian footballer.
Born July 23rd, 1975 in Derventa.
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 50 years old
José Ruiz
Mexican footballer.
Born January 1st, 1904 in Mexico City.
Going-2-Die™ March 3rd, 2026 at 122 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772364412
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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