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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rachel McAdams
Canadian actress.
Born November 17th, 1978 in London.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 47 years old
Marion Ross
American actress.
Born October 25th, 1928 in Watertown.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 97 years old
Ray Anthony
American bandleader, trumpeter, songwriter, and actor (born 1922).
Born January 20th, 1922 in Bentleyville.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 104 years old
Peter Cellier
British actor.
Born July 12th, 1928 in Hendon.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 97 years old
Elke Büdenbender
German lawyer.
Born January 14th, 1962 in Salchendorf. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 64 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771751264
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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