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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Amy Schumer
American standup comedian and actress.
Born June 1st, 1981 in Manhattan.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2025 at 43 years old
Aldo de Nigrs
Mexican footballer.
Born July 22nd, 1983 in Monterrey.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2025 at 41 years old
Günther Haase
Diver.
Born June 11th, 1925 in Hamburg.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2025 at 99 years old
Ferenc Mohácsi
Canoe racer.
Born October 25th, 1929 in Budapest.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2025 at 95 years old
Bernard Baudoux
Fencer.
Born May 31st, 1928 in Soissons.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1740311407
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities. George R.R. Martin