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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Dave Chappelle
American comedian and actor (born 1973).
Born August 24th, 1973 in Washington, D.C..
Going-2-Die™ January 9th, 2026 at 52 years old
Laurence Rosenthal
American composer.
Born November 4th, 1926 in Detroit.
Going-2-Die™ January 10th, 2026 at 99 years old
Chi Haotian
Former minister of national defence of china.
Born July 9th, 1929 in Zhaoyuan.
Going-2-Die™ January 8th, 2026 at 96 years old
Petre Becheru
Romanian weightlifter.
Born May 16th, 1960 in Drăgănești-Vlașca.
Going-2-Die™ January 10th, 2026 at 65 years old
Francisc Horvath
Olympic wrestler.
Born October 19th, 1928 in Lugoj.
Going-2-Die™ January 9th, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767785581
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. Jimi Hendrix