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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Olivia Munn
American actress, comedian, model, television personality and author.
Born July 3rd, 1980 in Oklahoma City.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 45 years old
Liselotte Pulver
Swiss actress.
Born October 11th, 1929 in Bern.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 96 years old
Jan Smeekens
Dutch speed skater.
Born February 11th, 1987 in Raalte.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2026 at 39 years old
Gilbert Bauvin
French cyclist.
Born August 4th, 1927 in Lunéville.
Going-2-Die™ February 19th, 2026 at 98 years old
Elioro Paredes
Paraguayan footballer.
Born February 19th, 1921 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ February 20th, 2026 at 105 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771389334
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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