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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sofía Vergara
Colombian and american actress and model.
Born July 10th, 1972 in Barranquilla.
Going-2-Die™ December 29th, 2025 at 53 years old
Sean Bean
English actor.
Born April 17th, 1959 in Handsworth.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 66 years old
Fernanda Montenegro
Brazilian actress and writer.
Born October 16th, 1929 in Rio de Janeiro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 96 years old
Jacqueline White
American actress (born 1922).
Born November 27th, 1922 in Beverly Hills. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2025 at 103 years old
Gerhard Rühm
Austrian composer.
Born February 12th, 1930 in Vienna. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 29th, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766654199
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
https://www.deathpulse.com/next?key=eyJydW4iOjE3NjY2NTQxOTksImlkcyI6WzQxMzE5LDQzOTI5NSw0Mzk3MzUs%0AMTAxMDUzLDE0NTU0OF19%0A
Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Tell your friend that in his death, a part of you dies and goes with him. Wherever he goes, you also go. He will not be alone. Jiddu Krishnamurti