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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bob Dylan
American singer-songwriter (born 1941).
Born May 24th, 1941 in Duluth. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 17th, 2025 at 84 years old
Andreas Meyer-Landrut
German diplomat.
Born May 31st, 1929 in Tallinn.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 96 years old
Lana Gogoberidze
Georgian film director and former member of parliament.
Born October 13th, 1928 in Tbilisi.
Going-2-Die™ December 17th, 2025 at 97 years old
Marcelino Vargas
Paraguayan footballer.
Born February 1st, 1921 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ December 17th, 2025 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765591269
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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