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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Emily Blunt
British actress (born 1983).
Born February 23rd, 1983 in Wandsworth.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2025 at 42 years old
Lal Krishna Advani
Indian politician.
Born November 8th, 1927 in Karachi.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2025 at 97 years old
Malina Weissman
American actress.
Born March 12th, 2003 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2025 at 21 years old
Michael Forest
Actor.
Born April 17th, 1929 in Harvey.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2025 at 95 years old
Jerry Schatzberg
American photographer and film director.
Born June 26th, 1927 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2025 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1740265184
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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