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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex
Member of the british royal family and former actress.
Born August 4th, 1981 in Canoga Park. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 22nd, 2025 at 43 years old
Line Renaud
French recording artist, actress, singer; aids activist.
Born July 2nd, 1928 in Nieppe.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2025 at 96 years old
Toshiko Akiyoshi
Japanese american jazz pianist, composer, arranger, band master (1929-).
Born December 12th, 1929 in Liaoyang.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2025 at 95 years old
Chi Haotian
Former minister of national defence of china.
Born July 9th, 1929 in Zhaoyuan.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2025 at 95 years old
Panah Huseyn
Azerbaijani politician.
Born October 28th, 1957 in Sabirabad.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2025 at 67 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1740244109
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. Dag Hammarskjold