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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sophie Turner
British actress.
Born February 21st, 1996 in England.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 29 years old
Rosemary Harris
English-american actress and narrator.
Born September 19th, 1927 in Ashby.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 98 years old
Roy Romer
American politician.
Born October 31st, 1928 in Garden City.
Going-2-Die™ November 26th, 2025 at 97 years old
Junius Ho
Pro-beijing politician of hong kong.
Born June 4th, 1962 in British Hong Kong.
Going-2-Die™ November 26th, 2025 at 63 years old
Aleksandra Pakhmutova
Soviet and russian composer.
Born November 9th, 1929 in Volgograd.
Going-2-Die™ November 24th, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1763900580
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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