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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kylie Jenner
American media personality.
Born August 10th, 1997 in Los Angeles. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 10th, 2025 at 28 years old
Jasper Johns
American painter and sculptor (1930- ).
Born May 15th, 1930 in Augusta. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 10th, 2025 at 95 years old
Abdallah Sima
Senegalese association football player.
Born June 17th, 2001 in Senegal.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 24 years old
Milan Stojanović
Serbian footballer.
Born December 28th, 1911 in Kingdom of Yugoslavia.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 113 years old
Gaston Giran
French rower.
Born February 12th, 1892 in 11th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ December 7th, 2025 at 133 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765114686
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
When we finally know we are dying, and all other sentient beings are dying with us, we start to have a burning, almost heartbreaking sense of the fragility and preciousness of each moment and each being, and from this can grow a deep, clear, limitless compassion for all beings. Sogyal Rinpoche