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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Nina Dobrev
Canadian actress.
Born January 9th, 1989 in Sofia.
Going-2-Die™ December 16th, 2025 at 36 years old
Rayan Cherki
French footballer.
Born August 17th, 2003 in Lyon.
Going-2-Die™ December 18th, 2025 at 22 years old
André Darrigade
Racing cyclist.
Born April 24th, 1929 in Narrosse.
Going-2-Die™ December 19th, 2025 at 96 years old
Aleksandr Zatsepin
Russian composer.
Born March 10th, 1926 in Novosibirsk.
Going-2-Die™ December 19th, 2025 at 99 years old
Casiano Chavarría
Bolivian footballer.
Born August 3rd, 1901 in La Paz.
Going-2-Die™ December 17th, 2025 at 124 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765773603
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life. John Muir