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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bryce Dallas Howard
American actress.
Born March 2nd, 1981 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ January 2nd, 2026 at 44 years old
Linde Lindström
Finnish rock musician.
Born August 12th, 1976 in Klaukkala.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2025 at 49 years old
Jean-Pierre Faye
French philosopher and writer.
Born July 19th, 1925 in 6th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2025 at 100 years old
Eeva Kilpi
Finnish author and poet.
Born February 18th, 1928 in Khiytola. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2025 at 97 years old
Nobuyuki Kato
Japanese association football player.
Born January 2nd, 1920 in Japan.
Going-2-Die™ January 2nd, 2026 at 106 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767055407
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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