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Who's next?

We've been crunching the numbers...

Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.

Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.

Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:

Which notable people are most likely to die next??

How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???

Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:

The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.

We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.

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Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!

The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:

Drum roll, please...

Ted Cruz

American politician (born 1970).

Born December 22nd, 1970 in Foothills Medical Centre. [ref]

Going-2-Die™ November 6th, 2025 at 54 years old

Alan Greenspan

13th chairman of the federal reserve in the united states.

Born March 6th, 1926 in New York City.

Going-2-Die™ November 6th, 2025 at 99 years old

Fayez al-Sarraj

Libyan politician and architect.

Born February 20th, 1960 in Tripoli.

Going-2-Die™ November 10th, 2025 at 65 years old

Luce Irigaray

Belgian-born french feminist, philosopher, linguist, psycholinguist, psychoanalyst and cultural theorist.

Born May 3rd, 1930 in Blaton.

Going-2-Die™ November 10th, 2025 at 95 years old

Takashi Kasahara

Japanese association football player (born 1918).

Born March 26th, 1918 in Japan.

Going-2-Die™ November 7th, 2025 at 107 years old

Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.

C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?

And if they don't come true?

Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!

      Prediction run #1762431584
      Algorithm v0.2
      Quant employee ID 348

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The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins? Edgar Allan Poe