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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mel Gibson
American actor and filmmaker.
Born January 3rd, 1956 in Peekskill.
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2025 at 69 years old
James Baker
American lawyer and statesman (born 1930).
Born April 28th, 1930 in Houston.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2025 at 95 years old
József Munk
Swimmer.
Born November 30th, 1890 in Budapest.
Going-2-Die™ December 20th, 2025 at 135 years old
Gilberto Carlos Nascimento
Brazilian association football player.
Born June 14th, 1966 in São Paulo.
Going-2-Die™ December 19th, 2025 at 59 years old
Peter Chung Hoan Ting
Malaysian catholic priest.
Born September 10th, 1928.
Going-2-Die™ December 20th, 2025 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766133208
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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