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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Michael Fassbender
German-born irish actor.
Born April 2nd, 1977 in Heidelberg.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2025 at 47 years old
Stephen M. Schwebel
American judge.
Born March 10th, 1929 in New York City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2025 at 95 years old
Arthur Foulkes
Bahamian politician.
Born May 11th, 1928 in Inagua.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2025 at 96 years old
Marielle Amant
French basketball player.
Born December 9th, 1989 in Le Lamentin.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2025 at 35 years old
Gheorghe Brandabura
Romanian footballer.
Born February 23rd, 1913 in Argeș County.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2025 at 112 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1740210906
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold. Ralph Waldo Emerson