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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Lewis Hamilton
British racing driver.
Born January 7th, 1985 in Stevenage. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 17th, 2025 at 40 years old
John Anglin
American criminal, escapee from alcatraz.
Born May 2nd, 1930 in Miller County.
Going-2-Die™ November 16th, 2025 at 95 years old
Kang Ye-seo
South korean actress and singer (2005-).
Born August 22nd, 2005 in Incheon.
Going-2-Die™ November 17th, 2025 at 20 years old
Sutan Anwar
Indonesian footballer.
Born March 21st, 1914 in Dutch East Indies.
Going-2-Die™ November 15th, 2025 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1763036990
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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