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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Clint Eastwood
American actor and filmmaker.
Born May 31st, 1930 in San Francisco.
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2026 at 95 years old
Rohit Sharma
Indian cricketer.
Born April 30th, 1987 in Nagpur.
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2026 at 38 years old
Teo Briones
British-american actor.
Born January 11th, 2005 in Oxford. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2026 at 21 years old
Joan Birman
Us-american mathematician.
Born May 30th, 1927 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ January 22nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Héctor Ortiz
Mexican footballer (1928-1996).
Born December 20th, 1928 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769076838
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
By becoming deeply aware of our mortality, we intensify our experience of every aspect of life. Robert Greene