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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tasuku Honjo
Japanese doctors and medical scientists (1942-).
Born January 27th, 1942 in Kyoto. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 7th, 2026 at 83 years old
Alejandro Jodorowsky
Chilean-french filmmaker and comics writer.
Born February 7th, 1929 in Tocopilla. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 7th, 2026 at 96 years old
Rosemary Harris
English-american actress and narrator.
Born September 19th, 1927 in Ashby.
Going-2-Die™ January 9th, 2026 at 98 years old
Mirtha Legrand
Argentine actress and television presenter.
Born February 23rd, 1927 in Villa Cañas.
Going-2-Die™ January 10th, 2026 at 98 years old
Yasushi Kita
Japanese association football player.
Born April 25th, 1978 in Takatsuki.
Going-2-Die™ January 7th, 2026 at 47 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767800263
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace. Oscar Wilde