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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Xi Jinping
General secretary of the chinese communist party.
Born June 15th, 1953 in Beijing.
Going-2-Die™ February 2nd, 2025 at 71 years old
Patrick Maroon
American ice hockey player.
Born April 23rd, 1988 in St. Louis.
Going-2-Die™ January 30th, 2025 at 36 years old
Adunis
Essayist, poet.
Born January 1st, 1930 in Al-Qassabin. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 30th, 2025 at 95 years old
Betta St. John
American actress.
Born November 26th, 1929 in Hawthorne.
Going-2-Die™ February 2nd, 2025 at 95 years old
John Polanyi
Hungarian-canadian chemist.
Born January 23rd, 1929 in Berlin. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 31st, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1738279209
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. Jimi Hendrix