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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Christopher Nolan
British-american filmmaker (born 1970).
Born July 30th, 1970 in London.
Going-2-Die™ January 30th, 2025 at 54 years old
Jirō Ono
Japanese sushi chef.
Born October 27th, 1925 in Tenryū.
Going-2-Die™ January 30th, 2025 at 99 years old
Lee Chapman
English footballer (born 1959).
Born December 5th, 1959 in Lincoln.
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2025 at 65 years old
Luigi Alva
Peruvian opera tenor.
Born April 10th, 1927 in Lima.
Going-2-Die™ February 3rd, 2025 at 97 years old
Irwin I. Shapiro
American astrophysicist.
Born October 10th, 1929 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ February 2nd, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1738257616
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no risk of accident for someone who’s dead. Albert Einstein