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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Anthony Joshua
English boxer.
Born October 15th, 1989 in Watford.
Going-2-Die™ February 2nd, 2025 at 35 years old
Leontyne Price
American soprano.
Born February 10th, 1927 in Laurel.
Going-2-Die™ January 31st, 2025 at 97 years old
Jeisson Vargas
Chilean footballer.
Born September 15th, 1997 in Santiago.
Going-2-Die™ January 30th, 2025 at 27 years old
Hervé Bazin
French writer.
Born April 24th, 1200 in London. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 31st, 2025 at 824 years old
Ali Shafi
Egyptian footballer.
Born April 10th, 1908 in Egypt.
Going-2-Die™ February 3rd, 2025 at 116 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1738215424
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
When we finally know we are dying, and all other sentient beings are dying with us, we start to have a burning, almost heartbreaking sense of the fragility and preciousness of each moment and each being, and from this can grow a deep, clear, limitless compassion for all beings. Sogyal Rinpoche