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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Hillary Clinton
American politician and first lady of the united states (1993-2001).
Born October 26th, 1947 in Edgewater Hospital. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2025 at 77 years old
Priscilla Pointer
American actress.
Born May 18th, 1924 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2025 at 100 years old
Ahmed Osman
Moroccan former prime minister.
Born January 3rd, 1930 in Oujda.
Going-2-Die™ January 22nd, 2025 at 95 years old
Frédéric Herpoel
Belgian footballer.
Born August 16th, 1974 in Mons.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2025 at 50 years old
Hermann Baumann
Olympic wrestler.
Born January 23rd, 1921 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2025 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1737521717
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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