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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Maisie Williams
British actress.
Born April 15th, 1997 in Bristol.
Going-2-Die™ January 24th, 2025 at 27 years old
Mathé Altéry
French opera singer.
Born September 12th, 1927 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ January 25th, 2025 at 97 years old
Carla Simón
Spanish film director, screenwriter (1986-).
Born December 22nd, 1986 in Barcelona. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2025 at 38 years old
Alfredo Devincenzi
Argentine footballer.
Born June 9th, 1907 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2025 at 117 years old
Walter Reisp
Austrian handball player.
Born November 5th, 1910 in Austria.
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2025 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1737503717
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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