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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Dua Lipa
British singer.
Born August 22nd, 1995 in Westminster. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2024 at 29 years old
Queen Ratna of Nepal
Nepalese queen.
Born August 19th, 1928 in Kathmandu.
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2024 at 96 years old
Roscoe Bartlett
American politician.
Born June 3rd, 1926 in Moorland.
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2024 at 98 years old
Thanin Kraiwichian
Thai lawyer and politician.
Born April 5th, 1927 in Bangkok.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2024 at 97 years old
Andrei Mironov
Russian ice hockey player.
Born July 29th, 1994 in Moscow.
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2024 at 30 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1735325414
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
For life be, after all, only a waitin’ for somethin’ else than what we’re doin’; and death be all that we can rightly depend on. Bram Stoker