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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Dave Chappelle
American comedian and actor (born 1973).
Born August 24th, 1973 in Washington, D.C..
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 51 years old
Héctor Alterio
Argentine actor.
Born September 21st, 1929 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 95 years old
Marcos Leonardo
Brazilian footballer.
Born May 2nd, 2003 in Itapetinga.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 21 years old
Jean Roth
Cyclist.
Born March 3rd, 1924 in Le Havre.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 100 years old
Charles Crahay
Fencer.
Born November 9th, 1889 in Antwerp.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 135 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734952234
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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