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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Daisy Ridley
British actress.
Born April 10th, 1992 in Westminster. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 32 years old
Okay Yokuşlu
Turkish association football player.
Born March 9th, 1994 in Konak.
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2024 at 30 years old
Luigi Alva
Peruvian opera tenor.
Born April 10th, 1927 in Lima.
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2024 at 97 years old
Ariel Nogueira
Brazilian footballer and manager.
Born February 22nd, 1910 in Petrópolis.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 114 years old
Victor Lardanchet
French rugby union footballer.
Born December 29th, 1863 in Desnes.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 160 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734932181
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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