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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Naomi Osaka
Japanese tennis player.
Born October 16th, 1997 in Chūō-ku.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 27 years old
Jane Rosenthal
American film producer.
Born September 21st, 1956 in Providence. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 68 years old
Oliver Penrose
British physicist, mathematician.
Born June 6th, 1929 in Colchester.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 95 years old
Quiterio Olmedo
Paraguayan footballer.
Born December 21st, 1907 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 117 years old
Hubert Lafortune
Belgian gymnast.
Born November 24th, 1889 in Leuven.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 135 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734915214
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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