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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Adam Driver
American actor.
Born November 19th, 1983 in San Diego.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 41 years old
Benjamin Šeško
Slovene association football player.
Born May 31st, 2003 in Radeče.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 21 years old
William Reynolds Archer
American politician.
Born March 22nd, 1928 in Houston.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 96 years old
Vanja Blomberg
Swedish artistic gymnast.
Born January 28th, 1929 in Gothenburg.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 95 years old
Georg Mischon
Swiss handball player.
Born July 28th, 1907 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 117 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734896199
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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