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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Cameron Diaz
American actress.
Born August 30th, 1972 in San Diego.
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2024 at 52 years old
Kaniehtiio Horn
Canadian actress (b. 1986).
Born November 8th, 1986 in Notre-Dame-de-Grâce.
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2024 at 38 years old
Günther Schwägermann
Ss officer.
Born July 24th, 1915 in Uelzen.
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2024 at 109 years old
Bianca Maria Piccinino
Italian journalist.
Born January 29th, 1924 in Trieste.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 100 years old
Benedicto Godoy Véizaga
Bolivian footballer.
Born July 28th, 1924 in La Paz.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734877334
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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