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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Robert De Niro
American actor (born 1943).
Born August 17th, 1943 in Greenwich Village. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 81 years old
Ram Vanji Sutar
Indian artist.
Born February 19th, 1925 in Dhule.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 99 years old
Alex Katz
American painter and sculptor.
Born July 24th, 1927 in New York City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2024 at 97 years old
Kaylee McKeown
Australian swimmer.
Born July 12th, 2001 in Redcliffe.
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2024 at 23 years old
Willy Hufschmid
Swiss handball player.
Born October 9th, 1918 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 106 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734859411
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death? Be as proud as you want: bore me later, because Love is sovereign here. Life never ends. Joy comes in the morning. Glory hallelujah. And let it be so. Anne Lamott