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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Dolly Parton
American country singer (born 1946).
Born January 19th, 1946 in Pittman Center.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 78 years old
Luciana Castellina
Italian politician and journalist.
Born August 9th, 1929 in Rome.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 95 years old
Ernesto Belis
Argentine footballer.
Born February 1st, 1909 in Argentina.
Going-2-Die™ December 26th, 2024 at 115 years old
Jacques Lefèvre
French fencer.
Born February 1st, 1928 in Marseille.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 96 years old
Kaito Abe
Japanese association football player.
Born September 18th, 1999 in Kitsuki.
Going-2-Die™ December 23rd, 2024 at 25 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734838920
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities. George R.R. Martin