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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Hillary Clinton
American politician and first lady of the united states (1993-2001).
Born October 26th, 1947 in Edgewater Hospital. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 22nd, 2024 at 77 years old
Aritz Elustondo
Spanish footballer.
Born March 28th, 1994 in Donostia-San Sebastián.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 30 years old
Heikki Hasu
Nordic skier.
Born March 21st, 1926 in Sippola.
Going-2-Die™ December 25th, 2024 at 98 years old
Júlio Duarte Langa
Mozambican cardinal.
Born October 27th, 1927 in Xai-Xai.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 97 years old
Franz Cisar
Austrian footballer.
Born November 28th, 1908 in Vienna.
Going-2-Die™ December 24th, 2024 at 116 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1734801520
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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