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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rob Lowe
American actor.
Born March 17th, 1964 in Charlottesville.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2024 at 60 years old
Eva Marie Saint
American actress.
Born July 4th, 1924 in Newark.
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2024 at 100 years old
Ivar Giaever
Norwegian physicist.
Born April 5th, 1929 in Bergen.
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2024 at 95 years old
Cléber Chalá
Ecuadorian footballer.
Born July 21st, 1971 in Imbabura Province.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2024 at 53 years old
Albert Houssiau
Belgian theologian and bishop.
Born November 2nd, 1924 in Halle. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 31st, 2024 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1735263302
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
To die will be an awfully big adventure. Peter Pan