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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Megan Fox
American actress.
Born May 16th, 1986 in Oak Ridge.
Going-2-Die™ January 31st, 2025 at 38 years old
Ann Blyth
American actress.
Born August 16th, 1928 in Mount Kisco.
Going-2-Die™ January 31st, 2025 at 96 years old
Remigijus Šimašius
Lithuanian politician.
Born January 12th, 1974 in Tauragė.
Going-2-Die™ January 29th, 2025 at 51 years old
Hervé Bazin
French writer.
Born April 24th, 1200 in London. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 29th, 2025 at 824 years old
Lilly Scholz
Figure skater.
Born April 18th, 1903 in Vienna.
Going-2-Die™ January 28th, 2025 at 121 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1738103114
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins? Edgar Allan Poe