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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Xi Jinping
General secretary of the chinese communist party.
Born June 15th, 1953 in Beijing.
Going-2-Die™ December 18th, 2025 at 72 years old
Jack F. Matlock, Jr.
American diplomat.
Born October 1st, 1929 in Greensboro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 16th, 2025 at 96 years old
Robert Firth
English footballer and football manager (1887-?).
Born February 20th, 1887 in Sheldon.
Going-2-Die™ December 16th, 2025 at 138 years old
Roberta Angelilli
Italian politician.
Born February 1st, 1965 in Rome.
Going-2-Die™ December 15th, 2025 at 60 years old
Thomas Gayford
Canadian equestrian.
Born November 21st, 1928 in Toronto.
Going-2-Die™ December 19th, 2025 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765755922
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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