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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ringo Starr
British musician, drummer for the beatles.
Born July 7th, 1940 in Liverpool. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 3rd, 2026 at 85 years old
Desmond Haynes
West indian cricketer.
Born February 15th, 1956 in Saint James.
Going-2-Die™ January 31st, 2026 at 69 years old
Yaacov Agam
Israeli sculptor and experimental artist.
Born May 11th, 1928 in Rishon LeZion. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 4th, 2026 at 97 years old
Margo Glantz
Author.
Born January 28th, 1930 in Mexico City.
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2026 at 96 years old
Petru Pascari
Moldovan politician.
Born September 22nd, 1929 in Stroiești (Transnistria).
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769827320
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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