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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kate Winslet
English actress (born 1976).
Born October 5th, 1975 in Reading.
Going-2-Die™ February 10th, 2026 at 50 years old
Lima Duarte
Brazilian actor.
Born March 29th, 1930 in Sacramento.
Going-2-Die™ February 11th, 2026 at 95 years old
Eric Till
English film director.
Born November 24th, 1929 in London.
Going-2-Die™ February 10th, 2026 at 96 years old
Colleen Townsend
American actress.
Born December 21st, 1928 in Glendale.
Going-2-Die™ February 7th, 2026 at 97 years old
Choi Jin-cheul
South korean footballer.
Born March 26th, 1971 in Jindo.
Going-2-Die™ February 10th, 2026 at 54 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1770443012
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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