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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Elizabeth Olsen
American actress.
Born February 16th, 1989 in Sherman Oaks.
Going-2-Die™ February 11th, 2026 at 36 years old
Joanne Woodward
American actress and producer.
Born February 27th, 1930 in Thomasville.
Going-2-Die™ February 11th, 2026 at 95 years old
Robert Kuok
Malaysian businessman.
Born October 6th, 1923 in Johor Bahru. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 11th, 2026 at 102 years old
Megumi Field
American artistic swimmer.
Born October 15th, 2005 in Wilmington.
Going-2-Die™ February 13th, 2026 at 20 years old
Manuel Chorens
Cuban footballer.
Born January 22nd, 1916 in A Coruña Province.
Going-2-Die™ February 13th, 2026 at 110 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1770706312
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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