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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jackie Chan
Hong kong actor, singer and martial artist.
Born April 7th, 1954 in Victoria Peak.
Going-2-Die™ July 2nd, 2025 at 71 years old
Paul Lendvai
Hungarian-born austrian writer.
Born August 24th, 1929 in Budapest. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 3rd, 2025 at 95 years old
Aleksandr Zatsepin
Russian composer.
Born March 10th, 1926 in Novosibirsk.
Going-2-Die™ July 4th, 2025 at 99 years old
Yosuke Nozaki
Japanese association football player.
Born February 16th, 1985 in Tsu.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2025 at 40 years old
Yelizaveta Yermolayeva
Soviet middle-distance runner.
Born April 2nd, 1930 in Vorsma.
Going-2-Die™ July 3rd, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1751318954
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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