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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Terry Crews
American actor and football player (born 1968).
Born July 30th, 1968 in Flint.
Going-2-Die™ March 5th, 2026 at 57 years old
Leontyne Price
African-american soprano.
Born February 10th, 1927 in Laurel.
Going-2-Die™ March 4th, 2026 at 99 years old
Güven Yalçın
Turkish association football player (born 1999).
Born January 18th, 1999 in Düsseldorf.
Going-2-Die™ March 5th, 2026 at 27 years old
Yvette Roudy
French politician.
Born April 10th, 1929 in Pessac.
Going-2-Die™ March 4th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1726782591
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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