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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Austrian-american actor, bodybuilder, and politician (born 1947).
Born July 30th, 1947 in Thal. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 15th, 2026 at 78 years old
Mark Hoppus
American bassist and singer.
Born March 15th, 1972 in Ridgecrest.
Going-2-Die™ January 14th, 2026 at 53 years old
Lia Koenig
Romanian israeli jewish actress.
Born November 30th, 1929 in Łódź.
Going-2-Die™ January 15th, 2026 at 96 years old
Bianca Maria Piccinino
Italian journalist.
Born January 29th, 1924 in Trieste.
Going-2-Die™ January 13th, 2026 at 101 years old
Sylvia Cheeseman
British athlete.
Born May 19th, 1929 in Richmond.
Going-2-Die™ January 14th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768109837
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain