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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Anna Kendrick
American actress (born 1985).
Born August 9th, 1985 in Portland.
Going-2-Die™ September 23rd, 2024 at 39 years old
David Woodard
American conductor and writer.
Born April 6th, 1964 in Santa Barbara. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ September 21st, 2024 at 60 years old
Héctor Alterio
Argentine actor.
Born September 21st, 1929 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ September 19th, 2024 at 94 years old
Peter Kennedy
American pair skater.
Born September 4th, 1927 in Olympia.
Going-2-Die™ September 22nd, 2024 at 97 years old
Park Jae-seung
South korean footballer.
Born April 1st, 1923 in Korea under Japanese rule.
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2024 at 101 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1726763335
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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