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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Benedict Cumberbatch
English actor.
Born July 19th, 1976 in Hammersmith. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 29th, 2025 at 49 years old
Gina Haspel
American intelligence officer (born 1956).
Born October 1st, 1956 in Ashland.
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2025 at 69 years old
Terry Moore
Actress.
Born January 7th, 1929 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2025 at 96 years old
Pierre Alechinsky
Belgian and french painter and engraver (born 1927).
Born October 19th, 1927 in City of Brussels. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2025 at 98 years old
Yelizaveta Yermolayeva
Soviet middle-distance runner.
Born April 2nd, 1930 in Vorsma.
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2025 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766813248
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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