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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Michelle Obama
Lawyer and former first lady of the united states (2009-2017) president barack obama.
Born January 17th, 1964 in Chicago. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 62 years old
Des Walker
English association football player (born 1965).
Born November 26th, 1965 in London.
Going-2-Die™ March 2nd, 2026 at 60 years old
Zheng Xiaoying
First female conductor in china.
Born September 28th, 1929 in Yongding District.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 96 years old
Sylvia Cheeseman
British athlete.
Born May 19th, 1929 in Richmond.
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 96 years old
Lino Nessi
Paraguayan footballer.
Born September 23rd, 1905 in Paraguay. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 120 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772109923
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Take nothing for granted. Keep in mind that it can come at anytime. Even today. Maxime Lagacé