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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tyson Fury
British boxer (born 1988).
Born August 12th, 1988 in Manchester. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 9th, 2025 at 37 years old
Greg Rusedski
Tennis player.
Born September 6th, 1973 in Montreal.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 52 years old
Paul Perquer
Olympic sailor.
Born October 3rd, 1859 in Le Havre.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 166 years old
Francisc Horvath
Olympic wrestler.
Born October 19th, 1928 in Lugoj.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 97 years old
Joseph Jules Beecken
Boxer.
Born April 11th, 1904.
Going-2-Die™ December 11th, 2025 at 121 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765298200
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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