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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
James McAvoy
Scottish actor.
Born April 21st, 1979 in Glasgow.
Going-2-Die™ December 15th, 2025 at 46 years old
Ylber Ramadani
Albanian professional footballer.
Born April 12th, 1996 in Ferizaj.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 29 years old
Sidney van den Bergh
Canadian astronomer.
Born May 20th, 1929 in Wassenaar.
Going-2-Die™ December 17th, 2025 at 96 years old
Sutan Anwar
Indonesian footballer.
Born March 21st, 1914 in Dutch East Indies.
Going-2-Die™ December 15th, 2025 at 111 years old
John Rhodes
British racing driver.
Born August 18th, 1927 in Wolverhampton.
Going-2-Die™ December 13th, 2025 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1765607954
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. Marcus Aurelius