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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Orlando Bloom
British actor.
Born January 13th, 1977 in Canterbury.
Going-2-Die™ January 9th, 2026 at 48 years old
Anthony Gordon
English association football player (born 2001).
Born February 24th, 2001 in Liverpool.
Going-2-Die™ January 8th, 2026 at 24 years old
Ernest Simoni
Albanian roman catholic cardinal.
Born October 18th, 1928 in Blinisht.
Going-2-Die™ January 9th, 2026 at 97 years old
Arlette Ben Hamo
French athletics competitor.
Born March 22nd, 1930 in Saint-Martin-de-Fontenay.
Going-2-Die™ January 7th, 2026 at 95 years old
Hubert Lafortune
Belgian gymnast.
Born November 24th, 1889 in Leuven.
Going-2-Die™ January 6th, 2026 at 136 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767605612
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death is not extinguishing the light; it is only putting out the lamp because the dawn has come. Rabindranath Tagore