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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
John Krasinski
American actor and filmmaker (born 1979).
Born October 20th, 1979 in Newton.
Going-2-Die™ July 5th, 2025 at 45 years old
Vigdís Finnbogadóttir
Icelandic politician, 4th president of iceland.
Born April 15th, 1930 in Reykjavík.
Going-2-Die™ July 7th, 2025 at 95 years old
Pierre Alechinsky
Belgian and french painter and engraver.
Born October 19th, 1927 in Schaerbeek - Schaarbeek. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 7th, 2025 at 97 years old
Alex Caffi
Italian racing driver.
Born March 18th, 1964 in Rovato.
Going-2-Die™ July 6th, 2025 at 61 years old
Tom Amrhein
American soccer player.
Born January 1st, 1911 in Baltimore.
Going-2-Die™ July 5th, 2025 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1751596435
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
A normal human being does not want the Kingdom of Heaven: he wants life on earth to continue. George Orwell