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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rebecca Ferguson
Swedish actress.
Born October 19th, 1983 in Stockholm.
Going-2-Die™ September 23rd, 2024 at 40 years old
Ebrar Karakurt
Turkish volleyball player.
Born January 17th, 2000 in Balıkesir. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2024 at 24 years old
Christoph von Dohnányi
German conductor.
Born September 8th, 1929 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2024 at 95 years old
Robert Van Zeebroeck
Figure skater.
Born October 31st, 1909.
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2024 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1726710021
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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