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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Chris Pine
American actor.
Born August 26th, 1980 in Los Angeles. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 28th, 2025 at 45 years old
Joan Birman
Us-american mathematician.
Born May 30th, 1927 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 98 years old
Nancy Lyons
Australian swimmer, olympic silver medallist.
Born April 12th, 1930.
Going-2-Die™ November 29th, 2025 at 95 years old
Oleksandr Krykun
Athletics competitor.
Born March 1st, 1968 in Leipzig.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 57 years old
Victor Lardanchet
French rugby union footballer.
Born December 29th, 1863 in Desnes.
Going-2-Die™ November 28th, 2025 at 161 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764104086
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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