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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime minister of israel (1996–1999; 2009–2021; since 2022).
Born October 21st, 1949 in Tel Aviv. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 2nd, 2026 at 76 years old
Yoshiro Nakamatsu
Japanese inventor.
Born June 26th, 1928 in Tokyo.
Going-2-Die™ February 4th, 2026 at 97 years old
Michael Michai Kitbunchu
Catholic cardinal.
Born January 25th, 1929 in Sam Phran.
Going-2-Die™ February 4th, 2026 at 97 years old
Belén Casetta
Argentine female steeplechase runner.
Born September 26th, 1994 in Mar del Plata.
Going-2-Die™ February 4th, 2026 at 31 years old
Albert Durant
Belgian water polo player.
Born July 1st, 1892 in City of Brussels.
Going-2-Die™ February 1st, 2026 at 133 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769939096
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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