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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Zoë Kravitz
American actress, singer and model.
Born December 1st, 1988 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ November 9th, 2025 at 36 years old
June Squibb
American actress (1929-2025).
Born November 6th, 1929 in Vandalia.
Going-2-Die™ November 9th, 2025 at 96 years old
Robin Renucci
French actor and film director.
Born July 11th, 1956 in Le Creusot.
Going-2-Die™ November 7th, 2025 at 69 years old
Kurt Rey
Swiss footballer.
Born December 10th, 1923 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ November 7th, 2025 at 101 years old
Juan Alfonso Valle
Peruvian footballer.
Born January 1st, 1905 in Peru.
Going-2-Die™ November 7th, 2025 at 120 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1762508681
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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