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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Roman Reigns
American professional wrestler, actor and canadian football defensive tackle.
Born May 25th, 1985 in Pensacola.
Going-2-Die™ October 24th, 2025 at 40 years old
Len Deighton
English writer.
Born February 18th, 1929 in London.
Going-2-Die™ October 25th, 2025 at 96 years old
Rachel Ames
American soap opera actor, emmy winner.
Born November 2nd, 1929 in Portland.
Going-2-Die™ October 23rd, 2025 at 95 years old
Juan Arricio
Bolivian footballer.
Born December 11th, 1923 in La Paz.
Going-2-Die™ October 25th, 2025 at 101 years old
Mei Yamazaki
Japanese singer, dancer, actress and model.
Born June 28th, 2005 in Sapporo.
Going-2-Die™ October 23rd, 2025 at 20 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1761055113
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
You needn’t die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from the beginning to the end. Stephen King