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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tom Brady
American football player (born 1977).
Born August 3rd, 1977 in San Mateo.
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 48 years old
William Kennedy
American writer and journalist.
Born January 16th, 1928 in Albany. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ March 2nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Ariel Nogueira
Brazilian footballer and manager.
Born February 22nd, 1910 in Petrópolis.
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 116 years old
Helmut Cämmerer
Canoe racer.
Born May 5th, 1911 in Hamburg.
Going-2-Die™ March 3rd, 2026 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772158019
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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