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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jason Statham
English actor (born 1967).
Born July 26th, 1967 in Shirebrook.
Going-2-Die™ September 20th, 2024 at 57 years old
Eva Marie Saint
American actress.
Born July 4th, 1924 in Newark.
Going-2-Die™ September 19th, 2024 at 100 years old
Yelena Afanasyeva
Russian middle-distance runner.
Born March 1st, 1967 in Kulebaki.
Going-2-Die™ September 17th, 2024 at 57 years old
Angelo Acerbi
Catholic archbishop.
Born September 23rd, 1925 in Sesta Godano.
Going-2-Die™ September 18th, 2024 at 98 years old
Walter Beerli
Swiss footballer.
Born July 23rd, 1928 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ September 18th, 2024 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1726514952
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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