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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Justin Trudeau
23rd prime minister of canada from 2015 to 2025.
Born December 25th, 1971 in Ottawa.
Going-2-Die™ January 16th, 2026 at 54 years old
Brianna Hildebrand
American film and television actress.
Born August 14th, 1996 in College Station.
Going-2-Die™ January 14th, 2026 at 29 years old
Elias James Corey
American chemist.
Born July 12th, 1928 in Methuen.
Going-2-Die™ January 13th, 2026 at 97 years old
Yelizaveta Yermolayeva
Soviet middle-distance runner.
Born April 2nd, 1930 in Vorsma.
Going-2-Die™ January 15th, 2026 at 95 years old
Peter Chung Hoan Ting
Malaysian catholic priest.
Born September 10th, 1928.
Going-2-Die™ January 13th, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1768206511
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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