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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jenna Ortega
American actress (born 2002).
Born September 27th, 2002 in Palm Desert. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 18th, 2026 at 23 years old
Andriy Lunin
Ukrainian association football player.
Born February 11th, 1999 in Berestyn.
Going-2-Die™ February 16th, 2026 at 27 years old
Lisa Lu
Chinese actress (born 1927).
Born January 19th, 1927 in Beijing.
Going-2-Die™ February 16th, 2026 at 99 years old
Rudolf Plyukfelder
Soviet weightlifter.
Born September 6th, 1928 in Novoorlivka.
Going-2-Die™ February 17th, 2026 at 97 years old
Josef Orth
Czech footballer.
Born May 20th, 1916 in Czechoslovakia.
Going-2-Die™ February 16th, 2026 at 109 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771156687
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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