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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
The Weeknd
Canadian singer (born 1990).
Born February 16th, 1990 in Toronto.
Going-2-Die™ January 19th, 2025 at 34 years old
Brittany Daniel
American actress.
Born March 17th, 1976 in Gainesville.
Going-2-Die™ January 17th, 2025 at 48 years old
Jürgen Habermas
German sociologist and philosopher (born 1929).
Born June 18th, 1929 in Gummersbach. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ January 17th, 2025 at 95 years old
Yury Grigorovich
Russian dancer and choreographer.
Born January 1st, 1927 in Saint Petersburg.
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2025 at 98 years old
Lizardo Rodríguez Nue
Peruvian footballer.
Born August 30th, 1910 in Peru.
Going-2-Die™ January 18th, 2025 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1736937126
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Man always thinks about the past before he dies, as if he were frantically searching for proof that he truly lived. Jet Black