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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Caitlyn Jenner
American media personality and retired decathlete.
Born October 28th, 1949 in Mount Kisco. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ October 31st, 2025 at 76 years old
Ashley Jones
American actress.
Born September 3rd, 1976 in Memphis.
Going-2-Die™ October 30th, 2025 at 49 years old
Gerhard Weinberg
American military historian.
Born January 1st, 1928 in Hanover. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 1st, 2025 at 97 years old
Duberty Aráoz
Bolivian footballer.
Born December 21st, 1920 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ October 28th, 2025 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1761665861
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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