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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Usain Bolt
Jamaican sprinter.
Born August 21st, 1986 in Sherwood Content. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2025 at 39 years old
Louis Garrel
French actor and director.
Born June 14th, 1983 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ December 27th, 2025 at 42 years old
Jack F. Matlock, Jr.
American diplomat.
Born October 1st, 1929 in Greensboro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 96 years old
Walter Brandmüller
Catholic cardinal.
Born January 5th, 1929 in Ansbach.
Going-2-Die™ December 29th, 2025 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766798150
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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