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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Will Smith
American actor, film producer and rapper (born 1968).
Born September 25th, 1968 in Philadelphia.
Going-2-Die™ January 11th, 2026 at 57 years old
Eric Kandel
American neuropsychiatrist.
Born November 7th, 1929 in Vienna.
Going-2-Die™ January 9th, 2026 at 96 years old
Miroslav Kadlec
Czech footballer.
Born June 22nd, 1964 in Uherské Hradiště.
Going-2-Die™ January 12th, 2026 at 61 years old
Juan Alonzo
Cuban footballer.
Born January 1st, 1911 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ January 12th, 2026 at 115 years old
Hans Minder
Olympic wrestler.
Born August 28th, 1908.
Going-2-Die™ January 10th, 2026 at 117 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767965902
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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