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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
LeBron James
American basketball player (born 1984).
Born December 30th, 1984 in Akron. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 24th, 2025 at 40 years old
Cindy Bruna
French model.
Born September 27th, 1994 in Saint-Raphaël. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 31 years old
Lima Duarte
Brazilian actor.
Born March 29th, 1930 in Sacramento.
Going-2-Die™ November 25th, 2025 at 95 years old
Oliver Penrose
British physicist, mathematician.
Born June 6th, 1929 in Colchester.
Going-2-Die™ November 24th, 2025 at 96 years old
Eduardo Gutiérrez
Bolivian footballer.
Born January 17th, 1925 in Bolivia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 21st, 2025 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1763755126
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time. Samuel Johnson