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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mike Tyson
American boxer.
Born June 30th, 1966 in Brooklyn.
Going-2-Die™ January 5th, 2026 at 59 years old
Rudolph A. Marcus
Canadian chemist.
Born July 21st, 1923 in Montreal.
Going-2-Die™ January 1st, 2026 at 102 years old
Chi Haotian
Former minister of national defence of china.
Born July 9th, 1929 in Zhaoyuan.
Going-2-Die™ January 2nd, 2026 at 96 years old
Anne Vernon
French actress.
Born January 7th, 1924 in Saint-Denis.
Going-2-Die™ January 4th, 2026 at 101 years old
Alexandre Bonnet
Footballer.
Born October 17th, 1986 in La Roche-sur-Yon.
Going-2-Die™ January 2nd, 2026 at 39 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1767289249
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is beautiful when seen to be a law, and not an accident. Henry David Thoreau