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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Steven Spielberg
American film director, producer, and screenwriter.
Born December 18th, 1946 in Cincinnati. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ November 15th, 2025 at 78 years old
Natasha Bassett
Australian actress.
Born October 16th, 1992 in Sydney.
Going-2-Die™ November 13th, 2025 at 33 years old
Trude Beiser
Alpine skier.
Born September 2nd, 1927 in Lech.
Going-2-Die™ November 11th, 2025 at 98 years old
Auguste Cavadini
Sport shooter.
Born July 21st, 1865 in Morbio Inferiore.
Going-2-Die™ November 13th, 2025 at 160 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1762887185
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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