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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Quentin Tarantino
American film director, screenwriter, producer, and actor.
Born March 27th, 1963 in Knoxville. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ September 12th, 2024 at 61 years old
Eva Marie Saint
American actress.
Born July 4th, 1924 in Newark.
Going-2-Die™ September 11th, 2024 at 100 years old
Rasa Juknevičienė
Lithuanian politician.
Born January 26th, 1958 in Panevezys.
Going-2-Die™ September 11th, 2024 at 66 years old
Sidney van den Bergh
Canadian astronomer.
Born May 20th, 1929 in Wassenaar.
Going-2-Die™ September 12th, 2024 at 95 years old
Benedicto Godoy Véizaga
Bolivian footballer.
Born July 28th, 1924 in La Paz.
Going-2-Die™ September 11th, 2024 at 100 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1725767282
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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