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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mohamed Salah
Egyptian association football player.
Born June 15th, 1992 in Nagrig.
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2025 at 33 years old
Michael Michai Kitbunchu
Catholic cardinal.
Born January 25th, 1929 in Sam Phran.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2025 at 96 years old
Akira Sone
Japanese judoka.
Born July 9th, 2000 in Kurume. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2025 at 25 years old
Leonid Shcherbakov
Athletics competitor.
Born April 7th, 1927 in Yaroslavl Oblast.
Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2025 at 98 years old
Juan Alonzo
Cuban footballer.
Born January 1st, 1911 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2025 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1752212555
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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