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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Talulah Riley
British actress.
Born September 26th, 1985 in Hertfordshire.
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2026 at 40 years old
Eva Marie Saint
American actress.
Born July 4th, 1924 in Newark.
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2026 at 101 years old
Rudolph A. Marcus
Canadian chemist.
Born July 21st, 1923 in Montreal.
Going-2-Die™ January 23rd, 2026 at 102 years old
Roberto Visentini
Italian racing cyclist.
Born June 2nd, 1957 in Gardone Riviera.
Going-2-Die™ January 25th, 2026 at 68 years old
Charles Collignon
French fencer.
Born September 7th, 1877 in 10th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ January 26th, 2026 at 148 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1769181521
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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