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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Julie Andrews
British actress, singer and author (born 1935).
Born October 1st, 1935 in Walton-on-Thames.
Going-2-Die™ December 2nd, 2025 at 90 years old
Eva Schloss
Austrian concentration camp survivor.
Born May 11th, 1929 in Vienna.
Going-2-Die™ December 1st, 2025 at 96 years old
Nino Machaidze
Soprano.
Born March 8th, 1983 in Tbilisi.
Going-2-Die™ December 4th, 2025 at 42 years old
Sidney van den Bergh
Canadian astronomer.
Born May 20th, 1929 in Wassenaar.
Going-2-Die™ December 5th, 2025 at 96 years old
Gábor Benedek
Modern pentathlete.
Born March 23rd, 1927 in Tiszafüred.
Going-2-Die™ December 5th, 2025 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1764626179
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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I could just remember how my father used to say that the reason for living was to get ready to stay dead a long time. William Faulkner