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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Joaquin Phoenix
American actor.
Born October 28th, 1974 in Río Piedras.
Going-2-Die™ December 29th, 2025 at 51 years old
Siddharth Narayan
Indian actor.
Born April 17th, 1979 in Chennai.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 46 years old
Jean-Pierre Serre
French mathematician.
Born September 15th, 1926 in Bages.
Going-2-Die™ December 29th, 2025 at 99 years old
Henepola Gunaratana
Sri lankan buddhist monk.
Born December 7th, 1927 in Henepola.
Going-2-Die™ December 28th, 2025 at 98 years old
Jesús Castro
Mexican footballer.
Born October 16th, 1908 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ December 30th, 2025 at 117 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1766760442
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Losing your life is not the worst thing that can happen. The worst thing is to lose your reason for living. Jo Nesbø